What the Hell is a Smoking Turtle?
Well, look at the picture. That's a smoking turtle. There will always be some interesting & humorous stuff here. If you don't think it's interesting & humorous, get the hell off my web site! Wait a moment. One of the purposes of this web site is to sell you some worthless crap at inflationary prices so if you don't like the site, please go to the SALES page, buy something, then get the hell off my site!
STEVE is the MAN
We have a new hero here at The Smoking Turtle. It's Steve. And Steve is the man. The lawnmower man that it. Check out the videos below to see three of our Main Man Steve's encounters with the local police.
Steve's first encounter with the cops. He gets maced.
Next we have Steve Getting Tazed.
Steve at home with his wife and a joint. And the cops too!
Don't Miss These Topic Pages Coming Soon:
- Grant's Rules for a Long and Happy Life! (such gems as "Don't throw rocks at Jews with Machine Guns")
- Super Web Buys Presbyterian Style (Really cheap stuff)
- Stupid News (Usually stupid news people, but sometimes stupid stories)
- "It Can't Get Any Worse" (What all the Obama supporters told me about the election. Really? Let's take a look...)
- Sales Page (Wonderful items that you must have even though the price is high and the quality is low!)
- Bad Politician (A list of politicians who have done stupid stuff and their contact information so you can tell them what dumbasses they are.)
- The Smoking Turtle Reveals the "First Rule of Business" (It will change your life!)
- The Presbyterian Jihad (Members of the Church have issued a Fatwa against the heathen muslims. We are predestined to kick their asses!)
And Much, Much More.............